Greetings

For those of you who have no idea who the devil I am, allow me to introduce myself: I am your new master! Or at least I will be soon once my plan has come to fruition. I have finally discovered the greatest weapon to use against mankind... the world wide web! I have thus far developed this fanlisting. You may be mocking me now, but we'll see who has the last laugh when my stamp is displayed on every corner corner of the internet! Do not underestimate me because of my size, I assure you the world's leaders are no match for the mighty Stewie! Soon, I'll have the world eating out of the palm of my hand, it's only a matter of time now. I can see the pieces all falling into place. Tomorrow's forecast calls for sprinkles of genius, and a chance of doom!

Should you choose not to yield to my power, I will not hesitate to make an example of you! Nothing says "obey me" like a head on a pike! You have been warned.

Script used: Enthusiast
Last updated: July 02nd, 2008
Member count: 4726, from 84 countries
Pending members: 1
Newest members: Sophie, Candela, and Jane
Growth rate: 3.21 fans/day

Allies:
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Oh, Machiavelli, you've taught me nothing I don't already know!